This court has presided over many harrowing cases but SEVENTEEN CALLS before closing represents a level of psychological warfare that would make seasoned interrogators weep with envy. The defendant agent stood in the breach between chaos and commerce, fielding inquiries about SHADOWS, SMOKE DETECTOR BATTERIES, and whether strangers deserved homeownership based on vibes. Judge Escrow himself once received four calls from a client about whether mercury was in retrograde during their inspection period and required a three-day judicial recess. But this seller escalated to providing a CAT BURIAL MAP which transforms a simple transaction into an archaeological dig site of emotional baggage. The agent's sin is not endurance but enabling—you answered call seventeen when any reasonable professional would have faked their own death by call nine. This court sentences you to one vacation immediately, funded entirely by your next commission, and formally advises the buyers to salt that backyard earth before the seller returns for visitation rights with her former breakfast nook.