This Court has witnessed many failures of professional backbone but THIS confession represents a complete abdication of territorial authority that frankly makes Judge Escrow need to sit down. You FOLLOWED HER AROUND FOR AN HOUR. She was horizontal on the primary bed examining ceilings like some kind of deranged astronomer and you what, offered her a pillow? The woman signed the guest book as "Future Owner Maybe" which is legally the signature of a chaos demon and you let her LEAVE with that information rather than calling whatever authorities handle kitchen energy violations. The pasta salad was merely the appetizer to your humiliation. This Court notes that you now monitor cookie consumption at open houses like a traumatized woodland creature, which is the only appropriate response to what you allowed to transpire. Judge Escrow rules that you must hang a sign at all future open houses reading "REFRIGERATOR CONTENTS ARE NOT COMMUNAL" and frankly the fact that such signage is necessary in your jurisdiction disturbs this Court to its core.