This Court has witnessed many crimes against professional sanity, but THIS, this transcends mere client management and enters the realm of psychological warfare conducted by someone who consults planetary bodies for real estate decisions. The defendant has been held captive by a seller who treats Mercury's orbital path as a valid market indicator while simultaneously believing that eager buyers are somehow MORE suspicious than reluctant ones. Judge Escrow must pause here because the logic is actually giving this Court a migraine. You are staging a GARAGE now? What does one even place in a staged garage—aspirational power tools? A decorative oil stain? The fact that your local wine merchant recognizes you by name is not a symptom, it is a COPING MECHANISM that this Court fully endorses. Your therapist speaks of boundaries but your therapist has clearly never met a woman who rejected a full-price offer because the buyers wanted to buy it. This Court sentences you to one firm conversation and a bottle of whatever the wine store recommends, because frankly you've earned it and Judge Escrow needs to go lie down.