This court has witnessed many crimes against the sacred art of real estate, but permitting clients to weaponize a LASER MEASURING DEVICE they cannot even operate is a new low for this profession. The beeping alone should have been grounds for immediate client termination. Judge Escrow has reviewed the mathematics and finds that 13 feet 11.5 inches IS approximately 14 feet in every jurisdiction except whatever nightmare dimension your buyers crawled out of. You stood there for TWO HOURS watching them measure the space between the toilet and the wall and you said NOTHING? What were they planning to DO in that space? No, do not answer that, this court does not wish to know. The phrase "the numbers don't add up" regarding a HALF INCH DISCREPANCY suggests these people should be purchasing spreadsheets, not homes. You have created a monster that now demands architectural blueprints, and Judge Escrow holds you personally responsible for whatever surveyor they inevitably kidnap. This court needs air.