This Court has seen many things in its distinguished career, but rarely has it witnessed such a flagrant assault on the basic principles of real estate mathematics. The defendant enabled their clients to submit an offer so catastrophically lowball that it required the listing agent to seek ALCOHOLIC FORTIFICATION before presenting it. Judge Escrow must ask: what exactly did the uncle buy low? Beanie Babies? Enron stock? The dignity of listing agents everywhere? The Court finds it particularly galling that these buyers genuinely believed a $104,000 discount would materialize from thin air because a WEBSITE NAMED AFTER A CARTOON SOUND EFFECT told them so. The defendant knew this offer was deceased on arrival, knew it would require a posthumous apology, and sent it anyway like a carrier pigeon into a hurricane. This Court sentences the defendant to explain the difference between Zestimate and estimate to their clients using only interpretive dance, and furthermore orders them to send a condolence card to the listing agent's wine budget.