This Court has seen many horrors in its time on the bench, but the audacity of these kitchen-criticizing phantoms who KNEW they were two years out and said NOTHING borders on criminal emotional battery. The confession reveals a victim who sacrificed her child's athletic development for people who were essentially using her as a free Uber with commentary. Judge Escrow finds the sleeve-of-Oreos-in-car detail particularly damning evidence of the psychological toll inflicted, and frankly, this Court has been there, though it was Fig Newtons and a parking garage after a particularly difficult zoning dispute. The 24-hour text delay is not only appropriate but MERCIFUL; this Court would have recommended 72 hours minimum with occasional read receipts to establish dominance. These people will never buy a house because the perfect kitchen does not exist, and deep down, they know this, which is why they drag innocent professionals into their existential real estate theater. This Court must adjourn immediately as it is experiencing sympathy rage.