This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds the accused guilty of practicing unlicensed psychology while simultaneously operating a real estate business, which is frankly TWO professions this Court does not trust. The confession reveals a seller who demanded "full psychological breakdowns" of strangers who merely GLANCED at her backsplash, and an agent who responded by creating something called "seven layers of diplomacy" which sounds like a dip one brings to a party where everyone is lying. The phrase "needed time to heal from the negativity" after ELEVEN DAYS on market suggests this seller believed her home was a rescue animal that had been mistreated at the shelter. Judge Escrow notes that "emotionally invested in my commission and my sanity" is the most honest thing anyone has said in a courtroom since 1987. The three-page kitchen renovation letter is hereby entered into evidence as Exhibit A in the case of Why This Industry Needs Therapy. This Court awards the agent one ceremonial stress ball and orders all future feedback to be delivered via interpretive dance so no one can quote it back crying.