This Court has seen many injustices in its distinguished career, but the emergence of a phantom "business partner" with the auditory gift of hearing HVAC confessions through exterior walls represents a new frontier of absurdity. The defendant buyer allowed a man who conducted a SIX MINUTE visual séance to override a licensed inspection, professional servicing records, and eight weeks of good faith negotiations. This Court notes that the air conditioning unit was not, in fact, plotting anything, though after this treatment it would be FULLY JUSTIFIED in doing so. The sheer audacity of having a "guy" who assessed mechanical equipment from the OUTSIDE like some sort of refrigerant psychic suggests the business partner's expertise peaked during a YouTube rabbit hole at 2 AM. Judge Escrow himself once had a cousin who claimed he could diagnose engine problems by smell, and that cousin now lives in a yurt. The property sold at the same price three weeks later, which means the only money pit here was the one the buyer dug for himself with his own paranoid shovel. This Court must adjourn immediately as it feels a suspicious draft and needs to consult its own guy.