The Court is APOPLECTIC at this cavalcade of professional humiliation, and yet The Court must ask — why did you stand there FOUR TIMES punching in the wrong code like a desperate contestant on some sort of real estate game show where the prize is sunstroke and shame? This Court has seen many things in its years on the bench, including the landmark case of Lockbox v. Basic Communication Skills (2019), but NEVER has Reginald witnessed such a spectacular chain of failure that wasn't even the defendant's fault, which somehow makes it WORSE. The shirtless neighbor — and The Court has OPINIONS about shirtless neighbors, having once been asked to leave a community pool for "rendering unsolicited verdicts on cannonball form" — this man provided more disclosure in ninety seconds than most listing agents provide in their entire careers, and your buyers ATE IT UP like it was gospel from a sunburned oracle. "Forgot to update the system lol" — LOL? This Court does not LOL, this Court does not EVEN CHUCKLE, this Court's Roomba bailiff Order just crashed into the bench in solidarity with your suffering. You will show that house Saturday, you will NOT be sick, and you will bring the neighbor a shirt as a hostile witness preparation gift. THE COURT HAS SPOKEN AND MUST NOW GO WATER ITS GAVEL COLLECTION.