The Court has reviewed this timeline with the same horror one reserves for watching a perfectly good open house devolve into a FEMA incident. Let Reginald be clear: an inspection should reveal problems, not CREATE them — yet here we have an attic floor that apparently decided to audition for a trap door in a Scooby-Doo episode. The Court notes that by 11:47 AM, this property had transitioned from "charming fixer-upper" to "active rescue operation," which is NOT a disclosure category recognized by any MLS system, as established in Fire Department v. That One Flip House, 2019. Furthermore, this Court is DEEPLY concerned that the listing agent had the AUDACITY to ask about rescheduling while a man's leg was presumably still visible from the master bedroom — this is the kind of optimism that borders on psychological disorder. I myself once skipped lunch during a particularly contentious ruling about a defective garbage disposal, and I was UNWELL for days, so the Court extends begrudging sympathy on that count. However, the fact that you witnessed a human being absorbed by an attic and your buyer walked away "obviously" suggests this property was already on thin ice — LITERALLY, given the structural integrity we're discussing here. The Court awards custody of this listing to chaos itself and demands you eat a sandwich immediately. Reginald is adjourning to consult with The Council about whether attics can be held in contempt.