The Court has reviewed this timeline with MOUNTING HORROR and must ask — where was your counteroffensive? This neighbor ran a psychological operations campaign that would make the CIA weep with professional envy, and you responded with what, exactly? INSPECTIONS? While he was out there fabricating crime waves and deploying tactical death metal, you were clutching your disclosure forms like they were going to SAVE YOU. Reginald once had a neighbor who passive-aggressively trimmed hedges onto my property and I responded by reporting his hot tub as an "unpermitted maritime vessel" to three separate municipal agencies — THAT is how you handle suburban warfare. This confession reveals not a victim but a COLLABORATOR in your own defeat, standing there watching $22,000 evaporate while a man with college-aged children inflated a KIDDIE POOL as a weapon of mass disruption. The real foundation issue here is YOUR SPINE. As cited in Henderson v. That Guy With The Leaf Blower At 7AM (2019), "He who brings a comparative market analysis to a death metal fight deserves exactly what he gets." The Court finds you guilty not of what was done TO you, but of what you failed to do ABOUT it, and sentences you to either file that lawsuit or stop telling this story at broker opens. Case dismissed — Reginald must now go water his lawn directly into his own neighbor's driveway.