The Court has reviewed this ten-week descent into madness and frankly, Reginald needs a moment because this confession has triggered memories of my own divorce proceedings where my ex-wife ALSO kept rearranging furniture and calling it "flow" when what she REALLY meant was "I am dismantling your sense of reality one ottoman at a time." But I DIGRESS. This seller committed no fewer than FOURTEEN acts of listing terrorism, beginning with the fruit bowl incident — which, per the landmark decision in In re: Decorative Citrus v. Actual Marketing Strategy (2019), constitutes willful obstruction of photographic justice — and CULMINATING in the attempted burial of sump pump evidence under the linguistic camouflage of "CHARACTER MOISTURE." CHARACTER MOISTURE. The Court would like to know what CHARACTER the moisture possesses — is it BRAVE moisture? AMBITIOUS moisture? The sister who watches HGTV is not an appraiser, she is a MENACE, and her $85,000 opinion should be sealed in a vault and launched into the sun alongside every barn door in America. The 6am "pop by" request is grounds for agent emancipation under the Escrow Doctrine of Reasonable Human Limits, and this Court hereby awards you a protective order against all future texts containing the words "flow," "sanctuary," or "Heirloom Tomato." Case CLOSED, The Council has spoken, and Reginald must now go lie down.