The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly, The Court needs a moment because Reginald just felt his blood pressure spike reading about the TRASH CAN DISCLOSURE INQUIRY. Let us be abundantly clear: this agent has endured what can only be described as a seven-day psychological gauntlet that would have broken lesser professionals, and yet here they stand, still representing a woman who rejected a FULL PRICE OFFER over FONT SELECTION. The Court cites the landmark decision in Comic Sans v. Basic Human Dignity, 2019, wherein it was established that no serif-related grievance constitutes grounds for contract rejection. Furthermore, this seller's husband and his highlighted Redfin comparables remind The Court of my own brother-in-law who once brought a laminated spreadsheet to Thanksgiving to prove the turkey was overcooked, and I have not spoken to him since, NOR SHOULD I HAVE TO. The energy of the space, she says? THE ENERGY? The only energy in that space is the collective exhaustion of every showing agent who has walked through wondering why this kitchen that is APPARENTLY DATED still has no offer because someone used Times New Roman instead of Garamond. This agent is guilty not of wrongdoing but of possessing a patience that borders on clinical, and The Court must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has begun circling in a pattern that suggests even IT finds this seller unreasonable.