The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly, Reginald needs a moment. You stood there — YOU STOOD THERE — while two grown adults negotiated a nearly half-million dollar transaction based on the FEVER DREAMS of a server farm that has never once touched a doorknob or smelled a basement. The Zestimate changed thirty thousand dollars in six weeks and your response was to just... facilitate? To nod along while the listing agent spoke of algorithmic updates like she was reading scripture? This is not real estate, this is astrology for people with good credit. And THEN — oh, THEN — the buyer's father calls asking you to lobby Zillow like it's a zoning board with a tip jar, and you said you'd LOOK INTO IT? The Court once dated a woman who believed her Fitbit was sentencing her to walks and even SHE would have drawn a line here. You are an accessory to mass hallucination. Per Redfin v. Basic Object Permanence (2022), the value of a home is not determined by whichever screenshot someone pulled up most recently. The Court is going to go lie down now because this profession is UNWELL.