The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the audacity on display here. A thirty-four-year-old daughter who did not know the house was being sold? Reginald's own daughter is thirty-one and she knows when I change brands of paper towel, because she has EYES and AWARENESS OF HER SURROUNDINGS. This is clearly a case of Multigenerational Fixture Attachment Disorder, first identified in Henderson v. That Ceiling Fan I Hate, 2019, wherein the Court ruled that adults who suddenly remember sentimental value three days before closing are entitled to NOTHING but a pamphlet on emotional regulation. The built-in bookshelf defense is PARTICULARLY offensive to this Court because everyone knows a bookshelf bolted to studs becomes REAL PROPERTY, this is not ambiguous, this is not up for debate, I once failed to recover my own spice rack in a divorce because of this EXACT PRINCIPLE and I have never emotionally recovered. Six hundred dollars for a two hundred dollar chandelier that is NOW SITTING IN A GARAGE like some kind of brass-plated orphan is the sort of outcome that makes The Court want to retire to a houseboat where fixtures are BOLTED DOWN BY NECESSITY. The daughter should be charged separately but she is outside this Court's jurisdiction, which is a MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE that Reginald will be writing strongly worded letters about. VERDICT RENDERED, The Court must now go lie down.