The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself DEEPLY MOVED by the sheer audacity of a buyer who treated a multiple-offer situation like a casual suggestion box at a frozen yogurt establishment. Let Reginald be crystal clear: coming in at asking price in this market is not an offer, it is a HAIKU about wishful thinking, and this Court has seen more aggressive negotiation tactics from my nephew trying to extend his bedtime. The Sun Tzu email signature attorney can take his Art of War quotations and apply them to something he might actually win, like a dispute over a parking space at Panera. I myself once received a cease and desist letter from a homeowners association for what they called excessive judicial presence at the community mailbox, and I can tell you from experience that these letters mean NOTHING when the underlying complaint is simply being mad about losing. The Delaware LLC took this house fair and square because cash is king and your buyer showed up to a knife fight with a heartfelt letter about how much she loved the original crown molding. You are guilty only of telling the truth to someone who had already decided the truth was a conspiracy, and The Court hereby sentences her Phoenix agent to the same inevitable disappointment. CASE DISMISSED, and Reginald must now go feed Order because the Roomba gets agitated when court runs long.