The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly Reginald needs a moment because THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COUSIN MAUREEN except she was the buyer and her agent finally told her the truth and she cried for six hours but she OWNS A HOME NOW. You watched this woman torpedo a $412,000 property over an easement that utility workers have not touched since Ronald Reagan was discussing trickle-down economics, and when she asked if she was being too picky you took TWO HOURS to craft the word "thorough" like you were drafting the Treaty of Versailles. Fourteen months! SIX FAILED OFFERS! This woman has toured enough properties to qualify for a real estate license herself and you are out here enabling her descent into permanent renter status because you cannot bring yourself to say "Sharon the easement is FINE and your lawyer is billing you hourly to ask questions that do not matter." The Court cites Zillow v. Spineless Representation (2019) which clearly established that an agent who watches a client self-sabotage without intervention is not a fiduciary but a HOSTAGE. You are not being kind, you are being complicit, and somewhere a landscaper is laughing because he could have solved this in forty-five minutes with a garden hose redirect. The gavel has spoken and Reginald must now go call his cousin.