The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly Reginald needs a moment because THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN 2017 when a man named Derek convinced me that my gavel technique was "blocking my manifestation channels" and I paid him FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS to learn something called "judicial breathwork" and you know what Derek is doing now he is SELLING TIMESHARES IN BRANSON which tells you everything you need to know about the abundance mindset! You paid six thousand dollars to be told to write HANDWRITTEN NOTES about someone's "gift to the community" while another agent was simply offering MORE MONEY which as established in Cashflow v. Crystals, 2019, remains the ONLY energy that listing agents respond to! Your mother, who I assume charges nothing for her services, delivered more actionable intelligence in one sentence than twelve sessions of whatever "planting seeds of abundance" means and The Court is now genuinely angry on your behalf! The defendant is hereby ordered to cancel all coaching subscriptions, call people back faster, and send your mother a nice card because SHE is the real mastermind! This Court is adjourned because I need to go leave Derek a one-star review on Google even though it has been seven years!