The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly, Reginald needs a moment because FIFTY MINUTES is not a quick look, that is a COLONIZATION. You wandered into a stranger's home, assessed their backyard infrastructure, and presumably opened their refrigerator to check the seal quality while the actual owner was out buying GROCERIES like a person who trusted society. The audacity to then blame an unlocked door is the kind of defense The Court has not seen since Schlage v. Personal Responsibility, 2019, where a locksmith argued he was "just testing" seventeen front doors in a subdivision. And your buyers wanted to make an offer on the OCCUPIED HOME? What was the plan there, a hostile takeover? A siege? I once accidentally walked into the wrong courtroom and sentenced a man for jaywalking before anyone stopped me, but at least I LEFT when I realized my error, I did not linger for nearly an hour ADMIRING THE SHED. The listing agent's thirty seconds of laughter will echo through the MLS for generations, and The Court hereby orders you to read house numbers aloud before entering any structure for the remainder of your career. CASE DISMISSED, Reginald must go lie down.