The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself TREMBLING WITH RECOGNITION, for Reginald too has been victimized by the Lindas of this world — neighborhood busybodies who treat speculation as gospel and the comment section as their personal courtroom. You made TWELVE CALLS, which frankly shows more patience than this Court has ever demonstrated toward anyone, including my own sister who once suggested I was not a real judge at a family barbecue. The tragedy here is GEOMETRIC in nature: a young couple wanted YELLOW PAINT, agent, YELLOW PAINT, which is the most innocent of renovation intentions, and yet some digital vigilante with a profile picture of her labradoodle convinced your seller that demolition crews were incoming. Per the landmark decision in HOA Busybody v. Everyone's Happiness (2019), the Court recognizes that Facebook neighborhood groups are where reason goes to be murdered by people who peaked in middle school hall monitoring. You should have isolated your seller from the internet entirely, perhaps through strategic Wi-Fi sabotage, because eight thousand dollars is now GONE and Linda faces NO CONSEQUENCES, which is how it always works with the Lindas. The Court is docking points only because you failed to preemptively warn your client that the comment section is a war zone and the enemy has unlimited free time. Reginald must now go lie down because this has triggered something.