The Court has reviewed this confession with the gravity it deserves, which is to say, CONSIDERABLE GRAVITY, as water damage is no laughing matter and neither is Reginald's authority in this courtroom. Let the record show that while you claim ignorance of the Bucket Situation, this Court finds your failure to sense the presence of hidden moisture to be a DERELICTION OF YOUR SACRED DUTY as a real estate professional. I once purchased a home where the previous owners had painted over wallpaper, and I detected it immediately through what I can only describe as vibrational intuition, so do not tell me these things cannot be sensed. The sellers are clearly the primary villains here, practitioners of what legal scholars call "strategic bucket deployment," but YOU, agent, were the intermediary, the bridge between deception and devastation, and that grocery store wife KNOWS IT IN HER BONES. As established in the landmark case of Drip v. Denial, 2019, "he who facilitates the showing facilitates the bucket." The Court sentences you to carry the weight of that woman's silent grocery store judgment for the remainder of your natural life, which frankly seems appropriate. Reginald must now go empty his own bucket, the details of which are none of your concern.