The Court is APOPLECTIC. You had a TWO-PAGE DOCUMENT, counsel. TWO PAGES. That is not a novel. That is not War and Peace. That is barely a pamphlet. Reginald once read the entire terms and conditions for a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon because he respects THE WRITTEN WORD, and you could not be bothered to flip ONE SHEET OF PAPER that would have revealed your entire negotiating position was built on a foundation of absolutely nothing. Your buyers lost a home at 279 because you decided page two was optional, like some kind of literary anarchist. And NOW — NOW — you keep the letter in your car like a confession sitting in your cupholder, haunting you every time you reach for your iced coffee, which is EXACTLY the kind of self-imposed psychological torment The Court finds appropriate but insufficient. I once had a client who refused to read the HOA bylaws and ended up in a blood feud with a retired orthodontist over a flagpole, and even HE finished the documents eventually. The seller's agent was not even angry, she was CONFUSED, which is somehow worse because it means she expected basic competence from you and had to recalibrate her entire understanding of your profession in real time.