The Court is PHYSICALLY ILL. This buyer's agent invented a number out of thin air, called it a "meeting halfway," and expected everyone to nod along like we're all just pretending math works however we want it to. "The appraiser was being generous" — GENEROUS? The appraiser is a licensed professional with a tape measure and comparable sales data, not your aunt handing out extra birthday money because she "rounded up." Reginald once had a opposing counsel try to argue that a half-bath counted as a full bath if you "believed in it enough," and THIS is worse. Your seller is hemorrhaging six thousand dollars a month while some buyer sits at home calculating imaginary discounts from imaginary numbers they INVENTED, and their agent has the audacity to say "it's just business" as if that phrase is a get-out-of-shame-free card. "It's just business" is what people say right before they ask you to split the check after they ordered the lobster, and The Court WILL NOT STAND FOR IT. I am awarding your seller compensatory dignity and ordering the buyer's agent to retake third-grade arithmetic under court supervision. Reginald must now go lie down.