The Court has reviewed this testimony and finds itself PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED by Barbara's paint-based psychosis. Let the record reflect that in seventeen years of presiding over real estate disputes — and I include the time I adjudicated a bird bath placement controversy from my sister's patio — Reginald has never witnessed such a flagrant case of self-inflicted market sabotage. You had TWO SERIOUS BUYERS, Agent. TWO. That is approximately two more than most agents see in a fiscal quarter, and you let Barbara waltz off into a twelve-day gray paint fever dream because she invented comments about yellow that NEVER HAPPENED. This Court cites the landmark decision in Sherwin-Williams v. A Lady Who Should Have Just Sold Her House, 2019, which clearly established that seller-initiated color emergencies during active showing periods constitute grounds for immediate intervention. You should have told Barbara that the only thing yellow about that kitchen was her commitment to closing. Instead you let her repaint, lose a buyer, and now she sits in her gray kitchen like Miss Havisham if Miss Havisham had opinions about backsplashes. The Court must now adjourn because I am having feelings about a breakfast nook renovation I was never consulted on.