The Court has seen many things in its years on this bench, but a LAMINATED Zillow estimate weaponized at showings is a new low for humanity and The Court is FRANKLY SHAKEN. You knew the truth, you SPOKE the truth, and then you folded like a cheap lawn chair at a foreclosure auction because you were TIRED. TIRED. Reginald once presided over a case involving a man who listed his garage as a mother-in-law suite and even HE had more spine than you displayed here. The precedent is clear from Henderson v. That One Seller Who Thought Granite Made Everything Worth More, 2019, which established that allowing a client to laminate their fantasies constitutes professional malpractice of the spirit. You let this woman parade around with her glossy fever dream for THREE MONTHS while serious buyers fled like they had seen a foundation crack, which they probably did, given the water damage you mentioned. The Court must pause here because this reminds me of my ex-wife who once laminated a list of my faults and I am NOT going to discuss that further. Your eight-hour training course was insufficient punishment and The Court hereby sentences you to carry a laminator everywhere you go as a reminder of your weakness, and also the Roomba is making a concerning noise so Reginald must adjourn IMMEDIATELY.