The Court has reviewed this testimony and finds itself DEEPLY troubled by what can only be described as a masterclass in neighborly aggression that this agent chose to observe like a BYSTANDER AT A CRIME SCENE. Eight feet from the property line, facing the master bedroom, a commercial wood chipper positioned with the precision of a chess grandmaster who has decided that checkers is for cowards. This Court once had a neighbor who parked a boat in his driveway for six years without ever taking it to water, and Reginald still wakes up thinking about what message that boat was sending, so I UNDERSTAND the psychological toll of yard-based statements. You stood there saying I dont know like a defendant pleading the Fifth when everyone in that cul-de-sac KNEW that chipper was a monument to the 2019 fence line dispute, a dispute you should have disclosed the MOMENT you smelled sawdust on the wind. The neighbor WAVED, counsel, he WAVED with the confidence of a man who understood that his chipper had already done the talking. That chipper vanished like a ghost because it was never about the wood, it was about DOMINANCE, and you let your buyers walk into that psychological ambush armed with nothing but your strategic amnesia. The Court awards the neighbor zero points for subtlety but full marks for commitment to the bit, and sentences you to three hours of mandatory fence law continuing education. Reginald must now adjourn to consult with The Council about purchasing his own chipper for unrelated purposes.