The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly Reginald needs a moment because THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I BANNED DECORATIVE MIRRORS FROM MY OWN HOME IN 2017 AFTER THE INCIDENT WE DO NOT DISCUSS. Picture wire on stone — PICTURE WIRE ON STONE — this staging company should be tried for crimes against physics itself, and yet here you stand, an alleged professional, watching a grown man lean on a mantel like some kind of relaxed person while a six-foot guillotine of reflective glass hung by what amounts to dental floss waited overhead. The father is not the villain here despite his catastrophic posture choices, the twelve-hundred-dollar vase deserved its fate for the crime of existing at that price point, and the buyers who brought their parents to a final walkthrough have learned exactly the lesson The Court hopes they learned. You allowed civilians near staging furniture without a safety briefing, you failed to inspect the structural integrity of decorative elements that could maim, and now everyone has lawyers which means EVERYONE HAS ALREADY LOST. As established in the landmark case of In re: That Glass Coffee Table at the Hendersons, 2019, when something fragile exists in a room with someone's father, it is only a matter of time, and you should have known this. The Court finds you guilty not of causing this disaster but of standing there thinking about picture wire while a mother wept over porcelain shrapnel, and Reginald must now adjourn to send a strongly worded letter to every staging company in the tri-county area.