The Court is APOPLECTIC. "Display only, not for sitting" — that is a SENTENCE that should never be uttered about a COUCH. A couch has ONE JOB. Reginald himself once purchased a decorative ottoman that turned out to be hollow and filled with sawdust, and even THAT abomination could support a small dog. You deployed furniture that was essentially a BEAR TRAP for anyone over 90 pounds, and now some poor woman who just wanted to imagine her grandchildren visiting is lying on a stranger's hardwood floor while her husband documents the incident like a claims adjuster. The stager's defense is inadmissible on grounds of being INSANE — by that logic, I could sell you a car that's "display only, not for driving." And your explanation to the seller, "staging issue," is the real estate equivalent of describing the Hindenburg as a "landing irregularity." You watched a family crumble faster than that couch leg and your best move was STRATEGIC VAGUENESS. The Court sentences you to sit on every piece of staged furniture before any future showing, and may your own mother never learn what you've done here. Order the Roomba is circling the bench in what I can only interpret as disgust. This Court is adjourned because Reginald has dinner reservations he refuses to miss.