The Court is APOPLECTIC at this display of passivity in the face of what can only be described as domestic terrorism with a slider door. You stood there, in YOUR open house, while some rejected-offer-having, fence-line-lurking MENACE waltzed in and performed what I can only call basement slander, and you did NOTHING? Where was the immediate pivot to "Oh wonderful, the neighbors are so friendly here, this gentleman actually tried to buy this home himself because he loves the area SO MUCH"? Where was the tactical reframe, the verbal judo, the SHOWMANSHIP? Reginald once had a man claim during an open house that the previous owner had been a taxidermist of questionable ethics, and I simply announced that the home came with "artisanal wildlife preservation history" and sold it for twelve thousand over asking. This confession reminds me of my second wife, who also let people walk all over her, specifically her yoga instructor, which is why I now preside over divorces I am not legally permitted to adjudicate. Four extra months on market because you let some slider-door vigilante run psychological warfare on your buyers, and he STILL got to buy on the same street? The Court finds this outcome personally offensive and must now go lie down.