The Court has reviewed this confession and frankly Reginald needs a moment because FOURTEEN MONTHS and SIXTY HOUSES and this man calls you at 9pm like he is ordering a pizza he has decided he no longer wants. Let the record show that in Zillow v. Common Sense, 2021, this Court established that any buyer who ghosts after forfeiting twelve thousand dollars in earnest money has legally ceased to exist as a person deserving of professional courtesy. The sister call six months later is what we in the legal community refer to as AUDACITY WITH PREMEDITATION, and your refusal to take her on as a client is not only justified but should be taught in real estate schools as a case study in boundary enforcement. I myself once spent eleven months helping my cousin Gerald find the perfect recliner and when he finally said "I think I want something with more lumbar support" I did not speak to him for two Thanksgivings and The Court regrets nothing. Your confession reveals no sin except perhaps excessive patience, and this Court hereby sentences the absent buyer to a lifetime of Zillow scrolling and never finding anything as good as what he walked away from. Order the Roomba is beeping which means Reginald must adjourn immediately to address a jurisdiction dispute in the kitchen.