The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the audacity on display here. You FORGOT? You FORGOT a leaking water heater? Reginald once forgot his wedding anniversary and that cost him a marriage, but at least he didn't cost anyone SEVENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS in the process. This Court has seen some things in its years on this bench, including the time a Redfin agent tried to list a condemned property as "cozy with character," but this case represents a special kind of failure — the kind where you just decided disclosures were more of a suggestion, like turn signals or thank-you notes. You had THREE other closings that week, you say, as if being busy is a defense? The Court was busy last Tuesday — I had a gavel polishing appointment AND a strongly worded letter to write to HGTV about their misuse of the term "open concept" — but I still managed to fulfill my BASIC OBLIGATIONS. Your seller lost seventy-five thousand dollars, your broker is walking around thinking this was just a tough negotiation, and you've been carrying this for eight months like some sort of haunted real estate Raskolnikov. The water heater dripped, and so did your professional integrity — slowly, into a utility closet of shame. This Court hereby sentences you to FULL DISCLOSURE of your soul, effective immediately, and Reginald must now go lie down.