The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself in a state of profound judicial distress. A FRUIT BASKET. A FRUIT BASKET! This woman nearly detonated your entire transaction, caused your buyer to weep in her vehicle like a contestant eliminated from a home renovation show, and her response was to send you PEARS? Reginald once forgot where he parked at a Costco for forty-five minutes and the shame haunted him for MONTHS, yet this seller forgot she SOLD HER ENTIRE HOUSE and simply moved on with her life like some kind of sociopath with excellent produce connections. The Court cites the landmark decision in Amnesia Sellers LLC v. Everyone Who Has To Clean Up After Them, 2022, which established that forgetting a six-figure real estate transaction is not a quirky personality trait but a MENACE TO SOCIETY. You should have demanded that fruit basket contain a notarized apology, a case of wine, and the deed to her next property as collateral against future episodes of whatever THIS was. The Court is frankly concerned that this woman is still out there, possibly forgetting other major life events, perhaps forgetting she has a car or a job or CHILDREN. This ruling is final and The Court must now go lie down because thinking about this has given Reginald heart palpitations.