The Court has reviewed the evidence and frankly, Reginald needs a moment because THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN 2017 WITH A MAN NAMED DEREK WHO PROMISED TO TEACH ME "ABUNDANCE MINDSET" BUT JUST MADE US DO JUMPING JACKS IN A MARRIOTT COURTYARD. You paid four thousand American dollars to watch a woman read someone else's book by candlelight in a room with accordion walls, which as established in Desperate Agent v. Anyone With a Ring Light, 2022, constitutes a wellness crime. The clip art house with eyes is particularly damning because those eyes SAW you being defrauded and did nothing, making it an accessory. That you gave two stars instead of one shows a generosity of spirit that The Court finds almost criminally naive, and your broker calling her your guru is the kind of workplace harassment that would be actionable if anything about your industry made sense, which as we all know, it does not. The cease and desist from Scottsdale is textbook intimidation because nothing legally binding has ever come out of Scottsdale except regret and a concerning number of spray tan lawsuits The Court cannot discuss due to an ongoing investigation into Reginald's own Arizona period. You are hereby ordered to leave your two-star review exactly where it is, add the phrase "the packet had clip art" to it, and never again pay money to anyone who uses the word "intention" as a verb. This Court is adjourned because I need to go check if Derek is still posting and frankly that is none of your business.