The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the sheer audacity of blaming DocuSign for what is clearly a personal vendetta against basic administrative hygiene. You had TWO YEARS to update a phone number. TWO YEARS. Reginald once spent three weeks updating his fax machine's speed dial because ORDER DEMANDS PREPARATION, and yet you waltz into a closing day with authentication credentials pointing to what I can only assume is now a Cricket Wireless burner phone in a Missouri pawn shop. The title officer looked at you like you were twelve because you BEHAVED like you were twelve, and frankly twelve-year-olds today have better cloud management skills because they actually READ their notification emails instead of treating their inbox like a digital junk drawer. I myself once missed a very important ruling because I refused to update my AOL password, and it cost me my second marriage, which is to say I understand the impulse but I CONDEMN IT NONETHELESS. Per the landmark decision in DocuSign v. That Guy Who Also Ignored His Emails, 2022, this Court finds you liable for forty-five minutes of collective human suffering and one title officer's shattered faith in the profession. The gavel has spoken and Reginald must now go update his own two-factor authentication because this confession has made him paranoid.