The Court has reviewed this confession and must now lie down on the floor of this courtroom for several minutes. Your client has spent NINE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS on a person who stares at house numbers like they contain the secrets of the universe, and meanwhile Reginald's ex-wife spent forty thousand dollars on a kitchen renovation she said would bring us closer together and NOW SHE LIVES IN SCOTTSDALE WITH A MAN NAMED TERRY. But I digress. This so-called abundance coach has created a client who asked a seller to PETITION THE MUNICIPALITY to change their ADDRESS because the digits were insufficiently prosperous, and The Court must ask: did anyone in this transaction attend even a single day of school? In the landmark case of Basic Mathematics v. People Who Should Know Better, the court held that numbers are for COUNTING THINGS, not for determining whether a three-bedroom ranch will manifest your financial destiny. You negotiated twelve thousand dollars off a property she LOVED and she walked away because her eight-hundred-dollar-a-month guru did addition wrong, and frankly The Court is now concerned about what number YOUR commission adds up to because it appears to be ZERO. Reginald must now adjourn to consult with The Council about whether gavels can feel despair.