The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the phrase "still gathering documents." Gathering documents! GATHERING THEM! What was he gathering them INTO, a bonfire? A time capsule? The Court once dated someone who was "still gathering" their thoughts about our relationship for fourteen months and let me tell you, Reginald knew by week two that those thoughts were being gathered directly into the arms of a dental hygienist named Marcus. You saw this man shuffling papers like a three-card monte dealer on a subway platform, asking questions about "what buyers actually verify" — a question that has never once in human history been asked by an innocent person — and you chose MOMENTUM over VIGILANCE. The twelve thousand dollar lien was not forgotten, it was HIDDEN, and you were the security guard who heard glass breaking and assumed it was "probably just the wind." In the landmark case of Obviously Shady Seller v. Agent Who Wanted This To Be Over Already, 2022, the court ruled that "bad feelings in your gut are not decorative." This Court hereby sentences you to three months of demanding preliminary title reports before the listing ink is dry, and may God have mercy on your next escrow because Reginald certainly will not.