The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself DEEPLY CONFLICTED, which is unusual because Reginald is rarely conflicted about anything except whether to refinish the deck this summer. On one hand, you failed to uncover the HOA's secret shadow lien system, a parallel dimension of petty governance that exists solely to ambush the unsuspecting. On the other hand, THE SELLER MOVED HIS MAILBOX. He MOVED it. As if certified mail is a game of hide and seek. As if the United States Postal Service would simply shrug and say "well, we tried." This Court once ruled against a man who claimed he didn't receive a noise complaint because his doorbell was "decorative only," and that man had more credibility than your seller. The HOA sent EIGHT NOTICES — that is not correspondence, that is a HARASSMENT CAMPAIGN conducted with the bureaucratic patience of a DMV employee who has achieved inner peace. You paid sixteen hundred dollars in educational tuition to learn that HOAs operate like tiny sovereign nations with their own laws, their own liens, and their own unquenchable thirst for compliance. The husband repeating "this is unacceptable" in the background is now permanently lodged in The Court's imagination, and I will be billing you for the therapy. Case cited: In re: Homeowner Who Thought Rules Were Optional, 2019. Reginald has rendered judgment and must now go yell at his own HOA about the approved fence colors list.