The Court has reviewed this confession and feels a familiar rage building behind Reginald's left eye, the same one that twitches whenever someone mentions "manifesting" in a real estate context. You stood by while a grown adult torpedoed their own closing because a CHILD IN A BACKWARDS CAP told them deals need to BREATHE, as if a purchase agreement is a fine Cabernet and not a legally binding document with rate lock implications. The Court notes with profound disgust that this so-called abundance coach has twelve thousand subscribers, which means twelve thousand people are currently out there letting deals breathe instead of CLOSING THEM, and this keeps Reginald up at night more than he cares to admit. You looked up the guru and discovered he lives with his parents, which means his real estate expertise comes from watching his mother negotiate with the Comcast guy, and yet you failed to deploy this intelligence when it mattered most. The Court once lost a microwave to a similar situation when my brother-in-law decided to "sleep on" our garage sale price and someone else bought it, and I have never forgiven the concept of waiting. This seller paid four hundred dollars a month to lose a buyer, which means they spent money to ACQUIRE FAILURE, and you are guilty of witnessing this financial self-harm without performing the intervention this Court would have DEMANDED. The bailiff will now play the YouTube video in question while the Court weeps for the profession.