The Court has reviewed this confession no fewer than six times, and each reading has caused Reginald to develop a new facial tic. You walked a buyer through a property THREE TIMES and never once thought to glance at the numbers on the house? The numbers, counsel. THE NUMBERS THAT EXIST SPECIFICALLY TO PREVENT THIS EXACT SCENARIO. This Court once dismissed a case against a golden retriever for eating a purchase agreement because at least the dog had the excuse of being a dog, but you, a licensed professional with presumably functional eyeballs, managed to close on an entirely different structure while everyone involved apparently operated on the honor system. The seller owned both and forgot which one she was selling? The Court forgot where it parked once at a Costco, but that Costco was not worth THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THOUSAND DOLLARS. And the title company caught nothing because title companies, as established in Escrow v. The Concept of Due Diligence (2022), exist primarily to collect fees and provide refreshments. Your broker asked how this happens and you said you dont know, but The Court knows exactly how this happens: it happens when an entire industry decides that actually looking at things is optional. Reginald hereby sentences you to tattoo the words CHECK THE ADDRESS on your dominant hand, and this Court is adjourned because I need to go verify that my own house is in fact my house.