The Court has reviewed this confession and must first address the elephant in the courtroom, which is that TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS for forty trees means each tree received three hundred dollars worth of assessment and The Court's own therapist charges less per session. This is textbook HOA financial malfeasance as established in In re: That Condo Board That Definitely Had A Guy, 2019, where the ruling clearly stated that any invoice containing only the word assessment is legally equivalent to writing I AM STEALING on a napkin. The president calling to say I hope you're happy is a move Reginald recognizes from his second divorce, and The Court must note that people who say that phrase are NEVER asking a question, they are issuing a curse. You did nothing wrong here except exist in the vicinity of corruption, which frankly describes most of my time at Coldwell Banker open houses before the incident. The daughter is the hero of this story and The Court hopes she becomes an forensic accountant who haunts HOA boards nationwide. CASE DISMISSED, the Roomba has entered chambers and Reginald must attend to a jurisdictional matter involving the breakroom.