The Court has reviewed this confession and finds itself DEEPLY DISTURBED not by your actions but by your failure to recognize that every neighborhood contains at least one person who has been waiting since the Reagan administration for someone to park incorrectly. This woman took timestamped photographs of a van, counsel, TIMESTAMPED PHOTOGRAPHS, which means she was already at the window, camera ready, like a predator waiting at a watering hole, and you just sent a white van waddling in there like a confused gazelle. The Court once had a neighbor who reported Reginald to the HOA for quote unquote aggressive mulching and I want you to know that woman is still alive and still watching and she has a ring doorbell now so it is WORSE. Your seller claiming the fence dispute was resolved is the real estate equivalent of saying a volcano is dormant because it hasn't erupted THIS WEEK, and frankly you should have pulled title on the neighbor's property too because people like this leave paper trails longer than the Dead Sea Scrolls. The eight thousand dollar credit is not your fault but it IS your responsibility and that is the beautiful nightmare of this profession, and also that staging company's van being quote unquote clean and professional looking means NOTHING because professionalism is no defense against a woman who has outlived two fence contractors and will outlive us all. The Court must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has entered chambers and is making a noise that suggests either low battery or contempt, and Reginald does not have the emotional capacity to determine which.