The Court is APOPLECTIC. A 2019 Camry — a CAMRY, the beige cardigan of automobiles — was deemed insufficiently prestigious for a DRIVEWAY? Reginald himself drives a 2017 Buick LaCrosse and has NEVER been asked to hide it, though admittedly The Court has received some pointed looks from a neighbor who shall remain nameless but whose name rhymes with Schmeverly. But THIS — this confession reveals you stood idly by while a furniture fascist held a transaction hostage over COUCH PIGMENTATION. The buyer PAINTED her couch! Do you understand what that means? That woman's soul died so escrow could close, and you just watched it happen like a bystander at a HOA-sponsored execution. The Court finds it deeply troubling that you seem almost AMUSED by the HOA president's subsequent demise, as if the universe itself rendered judgment — which, to be clear, is MY job, not the universe's. As established in Zillow v. Common Sense, 2021, an agent has an affirmative duty to tell busybody HOA tyrants to pound sand, or at minimum to protect their clients from having to commit upholstery crimes. You did neither. The gavel has spoken, Order the Roomba is circling menacingly, and Reginald must now go lie down because this confession has given him a tension headache directly behind his left eye.