The Court is APOPLECTIC. You posted a REEL, counselor. A REEL. For what? For TWELVE LIKES? Reginald once lost a case because opposing counsel found a photo of him at a Chili's when he claimed to be "indisposed with judicial matters," so The Court understands the treachery of digital evidence, but THIS — this is self-inflicted chaos of the highest order. You created a PUBLIC FORUM beneath your own content and then ABANDONED IT like a child leaving a hamster cage open at a petting zoo. Some guy named probably Derek or Kyle just WANDERED IN with basement flood intelligence and you were too busy counting your pathetic engagement metrics to notice the reconnaissance mission happening in your own comments. The dad saw it. The dad's CONTRACTOR FRIEND saw it. There is now a GROUP CHAT dedicated to your professional humiliation, and The Court hopes they add you to it. Six hundred and twelve thousand dollars, gone, evaporated, VAPORIZED because you thought a marble countertop needed its moment in the sun. As established in TikTok v. Due Diligence (2022), "he who posts the reel must also moderate the reel," and you have FAILED this sacred duty. The seller's silence is a mercy you do not deserve. The Court must now go lie down because this level of preventable tragedy has activated Reginald's sciatica.