The Court has reviewed this timeline and frankly, Reginald needs a moment. You walked into what you THOUGHT was a listing appointment and instead became an unwitting referee in what can only be described as a probate thunderdome. The brother materialized like a hostile apparition at 9:22am, which this Court recognizes from the landmark case of In re: Surprise Siblings Who Ruin Everything, 2019. You were FIRED and REHIRED within the span of thirty minutes, which means you technically have TWO first solo listing appointments, and the Court is EXHAUSTED just thinking about the paperwork. The dining room table inquiry is where Reginald must intervene personally, because I once presided over a case involving a credenza that TORE A FAMILY APART, and I still think about it when I cannot sleep. You stood alone in that kitchen for fifteen minutes listening to garage screaming, and rather than fleeing through a window like any reasonable person, you STAYED, which makes you either professionally committed or clinically concerning. Your broker asked how it went and you LAUGHED, which is the only sane response but also inadmissible as a status update. The Court sentences you to never answer the door when a second heir knocks, and also to stop taking furniture consignment requests because you are a REAL ESTATE AGENT not a sad estate sale coordinator. This Court is now in recess because Order the Roomba just hit the bench and Reginald must restore dignity to these proceedings.