The Court has seen delusion before, but THIS, this is the kind of commitment that makes Reginald want to lie down in a dark room. Your seller poured BLEACH on her own CARPETS because a roof inspection hurt her FEELINGS, and then had the AUDACITY to frame chemical warfare as HYGIENE. This is not cleanliness, this is what happens when someone watches too many home improvement shows while processing rejection poorly. The Court once dated a woman who alphabetized her spice rack by emotional significance, and even SHE would have recognized this as unhinged behavior. Your seller lost twenty-seven thousand dollars, TWENTY-SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS, because she confused destruction with dignity and commitment with whatever this was. You stood there, a licensed professional, watching a grown woman waterboard her own flooring and calling it a fresh start, and The Court finds you complicit in failing to stage an intervention. Reginald hereby sentences this entire transaction to be stricken from the record of rational human commerce, and orders that the phrase "appreciate cleanliness" never be uttered in a real estate context again. The gavel has spoken, and frankly, The Council is nauseated.