The Court has reviewed this confession with the same measured restraint Reginald brings to all proceedings, which is to say NONE WHATSOEVER because this is an OUTRAGE of the highest order. Your buyer walked that yard SIX TIMES, counsel. Six times! That is more than The Court has visited his own mother in the past calendar year, and yet somehow forty feet of God's green earth became insufficient only AFTER inspections, AFTER repair negotiations, AFTER those poor sellers had already committed to a Florida condo where they were presumably planning to enjoy their retirement without being FINANCIALLY KNEECAPPED by someone who cannot visualize dog logistics. This Court cites the landmark decision in Labrador v. Spatial Awareness, 2019, which clearly established that if you bring a tape measure to a backyard, you have forfeited the right to act surprised by the results. And now she sends you Zillow links! She sends you the one on Maple with the big lot! The AUDACITY, the sheer psychological WARFARE of making you participate in her next victim selection process while you sit there watching her name illuminate your phone like a small rectangular harbinger of doom. The Court understands this paralysis intimately, as Reginald once spent four months unable to fire a contractor who kept calling granite "granit" in text messages, so judgment here is rendered with full awareness of cowardice as a human condition. But counsel, you must sever this professional relationship before she measures another yard, before another retired couple watches their condo dreams dissolve, before The Court is forced to intervene PERSONALLY. VERDICT RENDERED, and The Court must now leave because Order the Roomba has entered chambers and Reginald does not trust that machine's intentions.