The Court has reviewed this testimony and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the procedural failures on display here. You scheduled THREE showings without a walkthrough? Reginald once walked through a listing fourteen times before an open house and STILL discovered a rogue ceiling fan chain on attempt fifteen, so do not speak to this Court about being busy. The cat is not the criminal here — the cat saw an opportunity and SEIZED IT, which is more than can be said for your due diligence. The styrofoam pears were ASKING to be eaten, they were BEGGING for it, and frankly the Court respects the audacity. As for the lamp, THIS COURT HEREBY RULES that liability follows chaos, and chaos follows open sliding doors, and open sliding doors follow stagers who think paint smell is a problem when the REAL problem is that mid-century modern has become a CRUTCH for agents who cannot sell a home on its MERITS. The couple wanted the cat to convey and you LAUGHED? That cat has established residency, it has INVESTED in the property through destruction, it has more equity in that listing than you do emotionally. The Court must now adjourn because Order the Roomba has detected crumbs in the deliberation chamber and Reginald cannot focus under these conditions.