The Court has seen some brazen acts in its time, but THIS — THIS is what happens when agents treat twilight like it is somehow an acceptable hour for professional activity. Reginald himself once mistook his own driveway for a neighbor's at dusk, and while that resulted in a regrettable confrontation involving a garden hose, at least no REAL ESTATE SIGNAGE was involved. You claim both houses are that same beige colonial thing as if this EXCUSES your behavior, but The Court has strong feelings about beige colonials and those feelings are that they are a MENACE TO SPATIAL ORIENTATION and frankly to good taste itself. The neighbor was RIGHT to be paranoid — today it is a sign, tomorrow it is an unsolicited CMA slipped under the door, next week you are hosting an open house in their breakfast nook without permission. The daughter waves at you weird because CHILDREN SENSE CHAOS, and you have introduced chaos into that cul-de-sac that will linger like the memory of a failed flip. Three days that sign stood in hostile territory, a monument to your haste, and The Court finds it deeply troubling that you describe moving it within an hour of finding out as if this constitutes PROMPTNESS when the appropriate response time was THREE DAYS AGO. This Court hereby orders you to purchase the neighbor a small plant and to never again conduct real estate activities after 4:47 PM. Reginald must now consult with The Council.