The Court has reviewed this confession and must now lie down on the floor of this courtroom for several minutes. A TRUCK. This buyer purchased a FORTY-TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR TRUCK two weeks before closing and then had the AUDACITY to text you pictures of the truck bed as if you are supposed to admire the very murder weapon that killed his loan. The Court has seen financial self-sabotage before — Reginald once watched a man buy a timeshare during escrow and still sleeps poorly because of it — but this defendant drove his debt-to-income ratio directly into a ditch and then asked his FATHER, a man with apparently WORSE credit, to climb in after him. The sellers have scheduled movers. MOVERS. Those movers are now moving nothing, moving air, moving the shattered remnants of a transaction this buyer executed with all the financial wisdom of a golden retriever with a credit card. And you, Agent, are left holding the phone while this man sends you photographs of a truck bed he will now be LIVING IN because there is no house, there was never going to be a house the moment he signed that financing agreement, and The Court must now go outside and scream at a tree. Case closed, the truck bed texts are hereby admitted as Exhibit A in humanity's ongoing trial against itself.