The Court has witnessed many crimes against real estate, but THIS, this is what happens when you give a man who is not even on the title access to WiFi and an opinion. He tagged TWELVE FRIENDS, counsel. TWELVE. The Court once had a cousin who tagged me in a photo wearing cargo shorts at a family reunion and I have not spoken to him since 2017, so Reginald understands the profound violence of an unwanted tag. But to then PUBLICLY LITIGATE a settlement that had a CONFIDENTIALITY CLAUSE in the comments section like some kind of unhinged reply guy, this man treated Facebook like it was discovery and HE WAS HIS OWN HOSTILE WITNESS. And now his wife calls YOU at 6am as if you were appointed guardian ad litem of this man's posting privileges, which frankly someone should have been because this individual should require court approval before accessing any app with a share button. The buyer walked, forty thousand dollars evaporated into the algorithm, and somewhere a buyer's agent is still dining out on those screenshots. The Court does not blame the wife for screaming. The Court is screaming internally right now. VERDICT RENDERED, Reginald must go lie down.